I have way too much time on my hands

justinenguyen:

buttsandviolins:

rangaroo:

OH MY GOD

crazy after 5 fucking years, we are still being mind blown by this series……. 

ccolfer:

wingaardiumlevi0sa:

there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.

out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.

#i hope mine fell in someone’s crotch

itscandidlycara:

yo America listen up

if we ever get the summer Olympics again here’s whats going down

80 foot tall American presidents fighting 80 foot tall Stan Lee villains

i’m talking Abe Lincoln taking down Loki in hand to hand combat

confetti?

FUCK THAT

apple pIES

7 BILLION APPLE PIES

blua:

what happens at olive garden when theyre grating the cheese and you don’t say “when”

the waiter gets more and more concerned as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. they eventually plead with you to stop this madness and just say when, but you hold firm. olive garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building as cheese begins to pour out into the street. the world floods with cheese. all is cheese.

playsprettyyforbabyy:

I came across one of those white girl blogs that reblog one direction and hollister and shit. I want to shove a knife into my eyes.