January 2011
When there's a sex scene
beautyinshakespeare:
You’re with your parents:
You’re with your friends:
You’re with your boyfriend/girlfriend:
When a diplomat says yes, he means ‘perhaps’;
When he says perhaps, he means...
– Voltaire (Quoted, in Spanish, in Escandell 1993.)
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
Colorgenics Profile
You are the sort of person that needs a peaceful environment. You seek release from stress and freedom from conflicts and disagreements, of which you seem to have had more than your fair share. But you are taking pains to control the situation by proceeding cautiously and you are right in doing so as you are a very sensitive person.
Which ever way you turn you feel that you are being...
Reblog if you want a pick-up line in your ask.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he...
– epicurus (via weknowsolittle)
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Man, he needs to get locked up in the halls for a couple of weeks, give that...
– One of my students said this about another one. The one who said this, is 15. What the fuck? He’s one of my favorites, really he is, because he says things like this that catch my attention.
As I heard it, I did what I usually do when I hear him say something that I find weird (idk how...
how kids dance today...
givemeyourpants:
rebel-scum182:lalalaalejandrax3:tssthatssosweet:
How I danced when I was their age:
How I dance now:
Words! Mere words! How terrible they were! How clear, and vivid, and cruel! One...
– Oscar Wilde in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1890)
I remember you saying you read this Bryan, do you still have it? I want to read it.
Nothing dries up a vagina faster than a guy...