Women are 'slower than men at understanding jokes... →
scanning my laptop.
Despite my hardworking effort to keep my computer safe and out of harms way from the world of the internetz, and although I constantly use all the possible procedures to ensure everything is fine, I STILLLLLL practically hold my breath every time I scan my laptop… And once its done and the wonderfully welcomed message informing me that nothing has been found appears… ::heavy sigh:: ...
dorm room laundry.
auragreen: whattheelle: there are only three dryers and three washers for 75 people. some people decided to put their laundry in and leave it in said washer or dryer for hours on end….when OTHERS have to do their laundry too. but can you move their ALDREADY DONE laundry out of the dryer? of course not thats rude, i personally would not like other people touching what touches me. therefore...
West Covina police help in $1.75M pot bust →
stephiestrada: celene: This was featured on yahoo’s main home page, holySNAPS. goooo westco! :D aww, this made me a tad homesick; but i am damn proud of my hometown :D ehh they always boost the numbers lol
1957 vs. 2007 →
hahaha that last one made me laugh
the state of the union address
auragreen: is really like a big pep rally it’s like the spirit assemblies in high school except for congress. lol. truetruetruetrueeeee lol
The State of the Union speech Obama would give in...
abcsoupdot: southpol: Steven Pearlstein: No institution, however, has deteriorated more than the one in which I stand now, the U.S. Congress, which has transformed itself into a hyper-partisan swamp that fails to live up even to its most basic constitutional duties — making timely appropriations, confirming nominees for top positions and declaring when we are at war. You have saddled the...
China has been massively investing in its high speed rail, its science labs, its...– Obama Freeze Forfeits America’s Future (via azspot) (via robot-heart-politics) ::likelikelike::
PROMETHEUS by: George Gordon (Lord) Byron...
TITAN! to whose immortal eyes The sufferings of mortality, Seen in their sad reality, Were not as things that gods despise; What was thy pity’s recompense? A silent suffering, and intense; The rock, the vulture, and the chain, All that the proud can feel of pain, The agony they do not show, The suffocating sense of woe, Which speaks but in its loneliness, And then is...
Mitch Hedberg quotes →
oh man…. THE LULZ
Mick Foley - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia →
you memberrrr? i membbberrrr :]
A FUN GAME 4 U~
auragreen: pandakira: kang-on-yu: remuslemon: asiaunderground: lydiathelemon: youcancallmeanythingyouwant: poprocks-and-coke: mythornandmyrose: aenamariela: bschh: ok lets play a game IF YOUR FIRST NAME’S FIRST LETTER IS: A-C put “BRB,” D-F put “SHOULD BE” G-I put “HE IS” J-L put “SHE IS” M-O put “STOP” P-R put “NEED TO BE” S-U put “I ENJOY” V-X put “GROUNDED FROM” Y-Z put...
time for morning dosage of world of warcraft <3
Mad Girl's Love Song - Sylvia Plath
janelotus: I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead; I lift my lids and all is born again. (I think I made you up inside my head.) The stars go waltzing out in blue and red, And arbitrary blackness gallops in: I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead. I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane. (I think I made you up inside my head.) God...
Do you realize that a corporation can now spend...
abcsoupdot: think4yourself: (via alcaniglia) This scares the hell out of me… it should probably scare the hell out of you too it really is
have you ever
auragreen: biked straight into a puddle that literally goes up to your thighs? Like, literally? well, i have. i will spend the next 6 hours soaking wet. HAHAAHAAAHAA dude what is wrong with you?! you consistently show up to classes a DAY early and now you’re trying to bike through pools freakin dork lol go back to ms schwandts class lololol
how the f do i have 61 views on my avatar nails...
lizagna: it sucked and i only put it on tumblr. QUE? well for one i watched it twice, buttt i used pinks and golds instead of blues lol
Pantomime Marcus Lane Don’t cry, this kiss is a kiss goodbye....– Pantomime. By Marcus Lane - Hello Poetry
Two Gentlemen of Lebowski →
Dr. Mengele's Victim: Why One Auschwitz Survivor... →