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richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
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hitlervevo: sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in Scotland...
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Henry Cavill would love to do a Superman/Batman...
iheartchaos: Not to get everyone all excited, because this is just one guy, but the new onscreen man of steel Henry Cavill just happened to mention that he would be on board for a Superman/Batman movie if ever such a thing were to happen. Please please please somebody make this happen. For the sake of all that is good in this world… Read More
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“life /līf/ Noun The condition that distinguishes animals and plants...”
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im still here: friday. ramble on. →
mymelodyblue: its finally the weekend. merorial day weekend. i hate that aunt flow is in town, shes fucking me up real good. im so emotional, like dumb emotions. everything makes me want cry, like EVERYTHING. i was watching jerry springer last night and my eyes got watery… 0_0 the same shit happened when i… Most insightful thing I think you’ve ever posted on here… Love you...
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“If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature...”
– Stoya (via farpegi)
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Bakery and bistro demonstrates how to have an epic...
iheartchaos: Amy’s Baking Company and Bistro was featured on a recent episode of Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares, but were dumped from the show because Ramsey of all people, thought the owners were total assholes. Demonstrating this short temper for the whole world to see, owners Samy and Amy Bouzaglo took to Facebook to aggressively and dickishly respond to some negative comments. Read...
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merlinsbearditsthedoctor: forevercryingbecausemerlin: eat-pie-in-221b-with-satan: noblerhombus: camuizuuki: brokeback-purgatory: I want Robert Pattinson to play a hunter on Supernatural who kills nothing except vampires. SOMEBODY MAKE A PETITION OUT OF THIS I’M ABOUT 9000 % SURE HE’D DO IT the best part is that he would fucking love it PLEASE. HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO PLAY A...
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Helper.
Taking 5 classes in one quarter while simultaneously going through the Associate process for a Sorority was a unrealistic ambition for me.   No time to sleeeeep.  I refuse to give in, or give up.  Except for today.  Today I skipped class and I made myself Hamburger Helper sans the hamburger part.   So it’s Helper.   Helper-ring me to go into a food coma and never walk into the light of day...
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the-vi0list: I need friends who will actually play Dead Island: Riptide with me. I am tired of playing alone man wtf. Xbox Gamertag: AmbrosiaDaphne
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